Cats built the internet. Somebody owes them.
Meowney® is how you settle up. Tell us where you live and we find the cat shelter nearest you. Cats accept payment in food, warmth and vet bills only.
MEET THE TRUE [UNPAID] ARCHITECTS OF THE INTERNET
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Ceiling Cat 2003
Invented picture-with-words. Every feed since is a cover version.
Longcat 2005
Made scrolling a thing to do. Owns the vertical axis outright.
Keyboard Cat 2007
Cable was laid across oceans so this would not buffer.
Maru 2008
Cat enters box. Still the most watched genre on earth.
Nyan Cat 2011
Proved a loop can hold a human hostage. Feeds took notes.
Grumpy Cat 2012
One face, one empire. The creator economy is her estate.
Lil Bub 2012
Turned fame into shelter money first. We are copying her.
Your cat today
Working three platforms for free. Has never once invoiced you.
The case, briefly
Remove the cats and there is no reason for any of this to exist.
earned each year on cat contentNone of it reaches a cat.
top modem speed before cats demanded betterHD exists because a cat sat in a box.
searches for “cat” every dayEvery one of them billed to an advertiser.
Wi-Fi ships, and the cat is filmed from the sofaWireless internet: invented so nobody would have to leave the cat.
processors Google pointed at YouTube in 2012The network taught itself one concept first: cat. Modern AI begins there.
the first GPU, now the most valuable chip on earthBuilt for games. Employed ever since on cat pixels and cat recognition.
of video watched daily on the platform cats filledStreaming, storage, undersea cable. All of it laid for the loaf.
lifetime earnings of the average catPaid to date: one box, and it was already theirs.
Send the Meowney®
Proof you paid the internet’s oldest debt.
Every donation unlocks a personalized settlement card recognizing cats as the true architects of the web. Download and share yours to bring the next human onboard.
Step one of three. This is not your cat’s invoice, it is the internet’s. Pick what you are settling.
Step two. Where are you? We search in your own language and look for the shelter closest to you, because your $25 goes further nearby.
We know one office per country, and it is never the closest one. The map search usually is.
Your settlement with the cat world is now on the record. Download your card, share the proof, and bring another human onboard.